A little humour...
“A candidate applied for a position with a blue chip company.
He passed the early interview stages with flying colours.
At the final interview, the CEO told him that his constant blinking may bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin.
I’ll just take some now and I'll be better in a second"
So, he reaches into his pocket… only to pull out a condom, then another, another, and another… until he finds the Aspirin.
He takes it and his blinking immediately disappears.
The CEO says "We’re not sure if we approve of such items being publicly displayed in the office!"
The man replies "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking?!“
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked the hot-shot junior Credit Analyst, fresh from a management training course "...and what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate replied arrogantly, "In the region of £100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 8 weeks holiday, £20,000 sign-on bonus, £10,000 monthly bonus, full medical, dental, house and pet insurance, 6 x salary life cover, company pension fund to 50% of salary, and a new company car every 3 months - for starters, say, a red Ferrari?"
The candidate tried to control his excitement, but couldn't help but yelp "Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yes I am," the interviewer shrugged, "But you started it."