Ever wondered what the difference between you and the boss is?
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When you please your boss, you're creeping.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.